Captain’s Log Stardate 20060918.1955D
Posted on September 18, 2006
Filed Under Humour |
Today, our CSI:Earth unit was sent on a covert on-planet mission. The emergency operation “What’s Rebranding?” was launched at 07.654 UCT under direct executive command. Our remote sensors detected suspicious packages with no apparent peaceful use. Our COPS (Covert Operations) quickly zoomed in on the only possible use for the package:
We think that these might be an attempt at creating “Weapons of Mass Deduction” for use by Office-Rambos in order to keep their team members alert and productive at all times.
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